The Alexander Senior otherwise known as the Gaius Whitus, Lanky Twatus is possibly the most retarded creature one shall ever meet. It is so retarded in fact, that it has developed a speech impediment intentionally. Similair to a Jai, who desperately believes he isn't fat and is as athletic as mo farah, it is so wound up over the way it looks and it often tries to flex his biceps, which fail miserably as they are closer to glorified twigs than anything remotely similar to any form of muscle. It is often offended when it hears such things, that it begins to say how much weight it can lift in the gym.
Avoid at all costs.
It has been in an intimate relationship with a horse before, which has only decreased his accumulative brain cell count.
Avoid at all costs.
It has been in an intimate relationship with a horse before, which has only decreased his accumulative brain cell count.
"Oh shit what is that in the corner of the room"
"Ewww man I thinks that's an Alexander senior"
"Let's leave bro"
"Yeah"
"Ewww man I thinks that's an Alexander senior"
"Let's leave bro"
"Yeah"
by Furrylover69 October 28, 2018
Get the alexander senior mug.“Senior withdrawal” is what freshman, sophomore, and juniors feel when their favorite senior or seniors leave. It leaves you thinking “what am I gonna do with out them?”
Symptoms
- Missing the seniors more than you'll miss your actual friends.
-always mentioning that you’re going to miss the seniors.
-The feeling of nausea because you have 1-3 more years of high school left and they don’t.
- Disbelief that seniors are adults and we are all just children.
-Forgetting about these seniors this year and starting over with the new seniors.
Treatments
-Don’t be friends with seniors pill.
-Get over yourselves it happens pill.
Symptoms
- Missing the seniors more than you'll miss your actual friends.
-always mentioning that you’re going to miss the seniors.
-The feeling of nausea because you have 1-3 more years of high school left and they don’t.
- Disbelief that seniors are adults and we are all just children.
-Forgetting about these seniors this year and starting over with the new seniors.
Treatments
-Don’t be friends with seniors pill.
-Get over yourselves it happens pill.
“OMG Becky I cant believe the seniors are leaving us! I’m totally having senior withdrawal .”
“I can’t be friends with you because if we become close I’m gonna have senior withdrawal .”
“I can’t be friends with you because if we become close I’m gonna have senior withdrawal .”
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