Definitions by Notaratto
Three up
A dweeb looking individual with patchy, pubic looking facial hair. Awarded various colloquial terms for the diarrhoea that flows from its mouth. Will feel vulnerable if threatened but will not fight back. Prefers the city, and dark rooms, but also known to frequent northern areas. A sexual illusionist who boasts of threesome activity and enjoys the company of fish and loves a good xmas party.
Senior Rat
Likes to think they are top of the cheese. Regularly hides on two hour lunch breaks and slithers around like a fat snake snitching on unsuspecting individuals. Prefers the climate of the city but reluctantly is forced to venture to the south.
Senior Rat by Notaratto October 30, 2022