the explosion of frustration that occurs after multitudinous yet unsuccessful attempts to capture the perfect "selfie"
i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.
by conspiracy boy July 11, 2015
When you are with someone and you take pictures of each other and send them on a common group chat ( selfie war ).
by Atagin June 19, 2021
by Miss Jess Kim December 21, 2014
by taylor copstick September 28, 2013
A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.
by Rock Beats Everything April 06, 2015
by HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA December 24, 2013
The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.
Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.
Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.
"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."
by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014