seat treats

When the seats in a vehicle have the option of being heated through some switch on the center console or dashboard. Usually found in more expensive car models and largely appreciated by people who live in colder climates.
Person #1: What kind of car should we rent when we go skiing in Colorado?

Person #2: Definitely one that has seat treats!
by seraph2010 August 29, 2010
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loaf seat

a seat of great comfort, made of any baggage ranging from dufflebags, suitcases, and backpacks. most effective when the person making the loaf seat has less then 8 hours of sleep.
the man made a loaf seat to sleep on while waiting for his ride.
guy 1:"dude im about to pass out"
guy 2: make a loaf seat"
five minutes later...
guy 1:"zzz"
guy 2:"zzz"
by BSA T74 AW September 13, 2010
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hump seat

Not bitch.. no way in hell i'm sitting in the hump seat again
by Dawn July 13, 2002
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seat sniffer

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)
Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?
by Benjamino December 23, 2003
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back seat

A term used to reference a person's butt, particularly a woman's butt.
I'd love to be the thong in that back seat.
by mangus May 24, 2004
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front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."
Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."
by Word Bendo March 27, 2011
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seat sniffing

When you smell someones seat, at most, 15 seconds after they get up
"Did you see that Guy seat sniffing that girl after she got up"
by justlykethis September 18, 2013
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