My seat

Sheldon's spot is the position on the couch he has claimed as his own, putting it in a "state of eternal dibs". Sheldon has described his spot as the "single point of consistency" in an ever changing world. Sheldon has said that if his life were expressed as a function in a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system, his spot, when he first sat on it, would be "0,0,0,0" ( The Cushion Saturation ).
That's my seat
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019
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Yeet in the seat

1) When the seat is yeeting too hard and you just got to get up.

2) An expression used to show how much something sucks. The yeet didn’t even get up from the seat.
“I’m about to fail my math test.”
“That’s a yeet in the seat
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hump seat

Not bitch.. no way in hell i'm sitting in the hump seat again
by Dawn July 13, 2002
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seat sniffer

Synonymous with: ass-kisser, dickweed, pendejo. (among others)
Why does Beauregard insist on being such a seat-sniffer?
by Benjamino December 23, 2003
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back seat

A term used to reference a person's butt, particularly a woman's butt.
I'd love to be the thong in that back seat.
by mangus May 24, 2004
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front-seat back-seat dilemma

The inability to decide which seat to take due to the quantity of friends both "kickin' in the front seat" and "sittin' in the back seat." Characterized by indecision and anxiety as the individual has "gotta make their mind up."

A largely ignored condition until early 2011, the "front-seat back-seat dilemma" was widely publicized upon the advent of Rebecca Black's viral single "Friday."
Friend 1 (From the front seat): "Why won't Tim get in the car? I have a dermatologist appointment in 5 minutes!"

Friend 2 (From the back seat): "Dude, give him a break. He's suffering a front-seat back-seat dilemma. Everyone's been there once."
by Word Bendo March 27, 2011
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seat sniffing

When you smell someones seat, at most, 15 seconds after they get up
"Did you see that Guy seat sniffing that girl after she got up"
by justlykethis September 18, 2013
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