The fine art of making up a wildly elaborate story to explain why you’re late, why you forgot something, or why you just didn’t feel like doing something—while maintaining a straight face.
"Jeremiah was late again. He said a bear broke into his house and stole his car keys. Classic scripting."
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Person 1: Look at this script I made: Stolen code
Person 2: You script kiddie I know who made the original.
Person 2: You script kiddie I know who made the original.
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