Salam Salami

Ulimete swag

You look like a Salam salami

by Penetratie gat 69 January 30, 2021

Salamy

a type of highly seasoned sausage, originally from Italy, usually eaten cold in slices.

I want a salamy and cheese sandwich

by Mark Clark the sixty ninth February 7, 2021

Salami Noises

"Salami noises" is slang for masterbation/fapping noises.

Hey dude- why are you making so much Salami Noises? Try to quiet down a bit-

by MewGlo February 7, 2021

Salamah

A sweet skinny girl who, probably with black hair and potentially curly very loving but gets sad all the time best person to hang out with worst person to miss

I love you salamah

by Some man with hummus September 17, 2021

Salima

A Woman

Person: What is a Salima?
Person 2: A woman

by K2_6172 November 30, 2021

Salima

Everyone either really loves, appreciates and admires or is jealous of a Salima. She is extremely loyal and is great at keeping secrets. Salima is a very private human because she knows how to appreciate life without gossiping. Salima will have the most brilliant intellectual conversations about interesting subjects of upmost relevance then go home and binge watch the hottest reality tv show about a set of selfish imbeciles and their boring clownish daily lives. Salima loves creating and inventing, she's full of fresh ideas. Everyone who meets her loves her energy. Salima may have borderline personality disorder tbh. She loves food and travelling, to just eat and travel and talk to people is a long-awaited dream of hers. Salima is a hard worker and needs to be selfish once in a while ... it's okay to be mean and bossy sometimes in order to be happy in the end. Salima is a rare case of true spiritual connection, her divine feminine energy is awakening, so she needs to re-connect with her inner-child and bring the closure she needs to be able to grow. Her extremely powerful spiritual energy is drowned and eaten by some of those greedy and jealous people she works hard to connect with. Salima may feel like she is working her hardest and to the best of her abilities but there is always something or someone that stops her from ultimately achieving. It is only her own kindness which stops her as someone always takes advantage of her.

'The most gorgeous creature I have ever seen - Salima'

'She loves sun and good food - she's definitely a Salima'

'You are a Polymath! Your name must be Salima!'

by kombucha-iz-ass November 30, 2021

salamon

the best last name.

me: hello what’s your last name?
person: salamon.
me: omg you’re perfect
person: thanks
me: marry me

by ihateeveryone1247 April 2, 2022