That's what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

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by DJ Scuffy March 2, 2009

That's what she said

That's what she said is used when someone says something dirty without intending it to sound like that. You have to have a dirty mind to get them.

Kate: Ah, I'm all wet now and it's all your fault!!!
Hayley: Ew! That's what she said!
Kate: Gross! I meant your hose soaked me!
Hayley: That's what she said again! Haha, you're making things worse for yourself now!

Kate: FML.

~

by IdSayYoudLoveToTapThisHoneyyyy March 11, 2011

that's what your mom said

A mix of that's what she said and your mom.

Basically means the same thing as that's what she said, except you use your mom instead.

Bob: Damn, that was hard!
Joe: That's what your mom said!

Steve: I need a hard surface...
Jill: That's what your mom said!

by stellar angel kitty rawr x3 September 26, 2008

Head Said

Unique individual of which all marvel at the sheer sight of his magnificents.... A Higher being amongst peasants... The perfect lover who has mastered the arts of The Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana....A worker of Said tool... He is well versed in oral play of a woman's anus....Literally The Worlds Most Handsome Man....

He has reached "Head Said" status....

If it ain't Head Said, I don't want it!
I want said head only from Head Said...

by Handsome Jimmy November 9, 2013

he said, he said.

A credibility contest between two men, where the truth of exactly what was verbally expressed is in question. This situation usually arises because there were no third-party witnesses, credible recordings, nor other facts that can substantiate one particular version of the story.

This neologism emerged out of the press reports that President Donald Trump had pressured FBI Director James Comey to drop the FBI's investigation into Michael Flynn's involvement with Russian officials.

Running out of intelligent things to say, the reporter unimaginatively stated that the James Comey memo situation was essentially a "He said, he said." type of affair.

by TDP41000 May 17, 2017

i said a joke not a poem

A phrase used by youtuber Jacksucksatlife when trolling a hacker on Play.Skycade.net and she wrote him a BLOODY POEM when he said he wanted a JOKE.

'Roses are red
Coal is black
Skycade is fun
I hope this is jack'
That was incredible jocie! But guess what.
I said a joke.
I didnt say a poem josie
I SAID A BLOODY JOKE, I DIDNT SAY A POEM
Where is the punchline, how is that a punchline 'skycade is fun' thats not a joke josie i said a joke not a poem josie I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM

by EditorKaiIsABrush June 27, 2019

That's what she said

Turning something normal to say into something that sounds sexual by saying that's what she said

Jeremy: did you do the homework?
Bob: no it was too hard
Jeremy: that's what she said
Bob: the homework said what?
Jeremy: what?
Bob: your weird
Jeremy: your welcome

Bob: that's what she said
Jeremy: how does that even work?
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: what were we talking about before?
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: can you stop saying I'm not sure
Bob: I'm not sure
Jeremy: STOP
Bob: that's what she said

by PERSON ON THE INTERNET YAH YEE September 6, 2017