council bluffs rum

A piece of shit. A person who steals, fucks its mother, and plays with him/herselves inside the gas station

Did you see that rum Matt, he was beating off in kwik shop what a fucking council bluffs rum

by KauzNchaos May 4, 2019

poor mans rum

Cup of tea !

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.

by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

rum toss

Symbolism. Create your own definition - be creative!

"Did you rum toss her bumy hole?"

by jjcewell August 29, 2023

Indian Rum Bum

The act of using pickle juice and rum for an enema. This is often done after a particularly violent anal cleaning.

I gave my ass hole a good cleaning in preparation for this Indian Rum Bum I'm about to get.

by bigbuttfucker October 24, 2018

rummings

the ejaculations of a man very drunk on rum

“arrr, got me rummings all over the carpet last night”

by the one who knocks December 19, 2019

Rum cycle

A cycle in the clothes washing process where Rum is added to the washing machine.

E: What’s going on man?
A: Oh just doing some laundry.
E: Ope! **pours in rum** It must be time for the rum cycle!

by ajt90 August 5, 2018