Rule 15

Sex >>>>> Food > Porn > Everything else

"oh my god that girl is checking me out and she is SO HOT, but i'm going to eat a burger" FAIL(rule 15)

by Briick Castigliding January 27, 2009

Rule 65

Rule 65 of the Internet:

Any use of the word "irony" on the internet is incorrect.

Person 1, posting on an internet forum: "Dude, you totally don't understand irony. Irony isn't just a simple coincidence, it's more than that. Way to go, Alanis."

Person 2: "I'm going to go ahead and invoke Rule 65 here."

by NotUncleMidriff December 22, 2010

Rule 109

If you ever get banned online, it is never your fault. The site/game/service is always to blame.

"Dude, I've been banned from 109 sites! But it's clearly the sites' fault and not my own, I did nothing wrong!"

Rule 109

by Stratos862 February 6, 2021

rule 43

You can find anything on the Internet if you are willing to look for it long enough.

Person A: Where the hell did you get all ten seasons of Friends?

Person B: Rule 43.

by Henry Adams June 29, 2008

rule #34

1. There is porn of it. NO EXCEPTIONS
2. its probably on 4chan.org
3. Unless you do not want your childhood raped, do not challenge it. For it will win

What? theres no way that theres Sesame Street pr0n! EXECUTE RULE #34!! -anonymous on /b/

by FBINinja July 29, 2008

rule 909234

there will be a rule for every conceivable number.

you know there are like a million rules listed on urban dictionary?
rule 909234 man, rule 909234

by follow the rulez! August 25, 2011

The Golden Rule

When engaging in a threesome that involves two guys and one girl, the golden rule states that it's not gay.

It's not gay when its in a three-way

Girl: I'll only take both of you

Josh: No way, that's gay!

Andy: Don't forget the golden rule bro! it's not gay when it's in a three-way, its ok when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle and some leeway, it's not gay when it's in a three-way.

by jolzz October 14, 2011