royal spaz

when regular spazzing isn't enough .
Brittany: "did you hear only 2 bands are playing tonight?"
Shannon: "WHAT!? we payed for 3!"
Brittany: "I know. we arent getting our money back."
Shannon: "Get in the car, i'm gonna go have a royal spaz on the concert staff."
by fitzzz April 27, 2010
Get the royal spaz mug.

Rachel Royal

a clown ass bitch who always gets played
There goes Rachel Royal getting played again what a dumb stupid bitch 🤡.
by dum stupid itch August 23, 2019
Get the Rachel Royal mug.

The Royally Screwéd

Those of us with better things to do who have had to endure the over-the-top exuberance, fake royal names, betting on trivialities such as who would cry first, and endless tittering chatter of Anglophiles, Royalists, Loyalists, Fashinazis, and other Wedding Groupies in the run-up to William and Kate’s Royal Wedding.
Royalist: Did you hear, they have Kate's mother at 8-to-5 to be the one who cried first.

Anglophile: Yeah, well my Royal name according to E! is Lord William Paul Puss-Puss-Boston-Post.

Wedding Groupie: I will be drinking mimosas and eating toad in the hole with my friends when it's on.

The Royally Screwéd: Didn't we fight a revolution like 225 years ago to avoid this crap?
by Beelzebub Jones April 29, 2011
Get the The Royally Screwéd mug.

Royal Cottage

Similar to a dutch oven. The difference is that instead of farting in bed, you fart in a small place like an elevator, car, or tent.
When we went camping, she gave me royal cottage in the tent.
by Thomaso January 21, 2007
Get the Royal Cottage mug.

rajasthan royal

Champion of inagural IPL session. They are the true winner of IPL. They also supports youngester players. They always defeat MI.
Winner of IPL 2021 will be rajasthan royal.
by Aniket_Agrawal April 25, 2021
Get the rajasthan royal mug.

Royal Goose

An alcoholic beverage that is composed of 25% Crown Royal, 25% Grey Goose, and 50% Sprite.
I got completely wasted off that Royal Goose last night.
by whoistoddjones November 29, 2010
Get the Royal Goose mug.

The Royal Alaskan

A sexual act where the girl is tied up and receives hardcore anal till her ass bleeds and after she sucks his cock so when he finishes in her mouth there is a red ring around it.
To my surprise I came home to a horny girlfriend asking me to give her The Royal Alaskan tonight.
by ATM-BOYS June 06, 2015
Get the The Royal Alaskan mug.