ROFLAPMP

Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Peeing my Pants

Dana told that joke and I started ROFLAPMP

by Luis Castro July 30, 2008

Roflaasm

Roflaasm,
The act of rolling on the floor laughing and accidently shitting myself.

Tony: Have you ever seen the video of the cat talking, then falling in a toilet?

Alex: No

Tony: *shows video*

Alex:haahahhahahhahha *Rolls on floor, erupting with laughter and then soils self*

Tony:....

Alex:gosh, that was so funny I just had a Roflaasm!

by Splendifiadanticle May 9, 2011

Rolla

Another term for a hoe or a slut. Someone who has been around. They will be with anyone but you.

Damn that girl is just a rolla she's not even worth it.

by nana21 July 14, 2010

ROLAUFL

pronounced (roll-awful)

(Internet slang) Rolled over laughing at your funny lawlz (where lawlz meaning laugh) used to describe how badly your funny made someone laugh
intransitive verb
ROLAUFLING; the action of ROLAUFL
ROLAUFLED; past tense of ROLAUFLING

created on 07/18/2010 by Cristylez

Derek your so funny you make me ROLAUFL
AHAHA!! I'm over here ROLAUFLING so hard I can't breath! >.<
When you told me you tripped and fell on your first date I ROLAUFLED

by Cristylez July 19, 2010

Roland

1. Someone who wears their spiritualism as badge to decorate their ego.

*Jonny takes the moral high ground*
"I can't believe Jonny did a Roland"

by grannyman May 3, 2019

roland

1. A french inventor

2. Someone who redefines SUPER GAY.

1. Roland invented the Driveler

2. OMG dont be a Roland!

by Kathilatin September 10, 2006

roblaw

An alien who comes to earth, rapes and pilages a small boy and gets inside his skin, The only visible traits of the alien are its alien fingers with round zorbs on the end and their famous pingpong ball toes. The roblaw persay will weesle its way into a click and begged to get ridiculed. The roblaw loves performing sexual pleasures such as blow j's and specializes in rim jobs. After 17 years of living on earth the roblaw is beaten to death with a big black dildo and recycled into the earth to form new roblaws.

Colin:Dude why do I have the sudden hankering to beat that kid in our social group with a big black dildo?
Jeff: Silly colin, thats a roblaw and he's 17. It's the nature of the beast to beat it with a big black dildo in order for its plasma skin to regenerate new roblaws.
Colin: And dude.
Jeff: yea?
Colin: Why are you wearing lipstick?
(jeff quietly exits the room with out an explanation and conviently switches schools)

by cuntwax April 26, 2008