Roachcock

Roachcockes are insects that pre-date dinosaurs and are said to have survived all 3 nuclear apocalypses (one of which killed the dinosaurs). They were originally discovered in the Philippines where they would often be mistaken for dates (the fruit) inside of rice cake. Roachcockes are not to be mistaken with cockroaches, these WILL bite you.

"Hey, is that a cockroach over there?"
"No, that's a roachcock because it's as big as an orange!"

by roachcock September 28, 2019

Roast a marshmallow

Slang for smoking a cigarette or joint.
Roast because of the fire you need to light it and marshmallow because of the white paper of the cigarette or joint.

Let's go roast a marshmallow.

Me and Rocky roasted a couple marshmallows last night.

by YungShalom May 17, 2020

Roach Man

That one friend who is always kills the roach of a joint.

"Where's Alex The Roach Man? This joint is almost done."

by theroachman September 4, 2020

roaring kitty

A method for hunting stocks and pouncing on investment opportunities. The phrase is known to have originated from r/wallstreetbets' u/deepfuckingvalue and also doubles as u/deepfuckingvalue's YouTube channel name.

Retard: How was your day my dude?
Autist: Bro I've been popping addy all-day and implementing roaring kitty.
Retard: Cool dude... I just trade what's on the front page of r/wallstreetbets.
Autist: That's retarded broseph.
Retard: Well, we're both incels living in our mom's basements. So who's to say who's more retarded?
Autist: Hmmm... Forget it. I've got to get back to finishing up some roaring kitty. Praise be to u/deepfuckingvalue.
Retard: Same, I got to catch up with the latest r/wallstreetbets memes. Praise be to u/deepfuckingvalue.

by simba47 January 31, 2021

back ass road

A road that is not simply a back road, but one that is so deep into the middle of nowhere that it deserves the word "ass" in between.

"Where you at?" "I dunno, some back ass road I can't believe I have service."

by I'll be damned June 21, 2009

sweet tea roadie

The "sweet tea roadie" is when you are getting a well-lubed handy from your lady while driving. Right before you erupt your load all over your ride, you reach for the McDonald's large, $.99 sweet tea cup you have yet to throw out... You blow your entire load into the styrofoam cup...easy.

Oh, it's cool, my girl gave me a Sweet Tea Roadie on the way to the party last night.

by The Sexy Pilgrim July 17, 2011

Tuscan Pot Roast

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.

Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.

by lerk99 March 12, 2017