dont read this

i said dont read this

omg you retard i said dont read this

by The Big Ham March 5, 2020

ready teller

A place where one gets money easily.

Gang-banged by your manager, fella, gettin' money out your ass, like a mothafuckin' Ready Teller. Givin' up the dollar bills, now they got the Villain with a purse and high-heels.

by Vanilla Ice Cube November 16, 2007

The Person reading this

An amazing Person who's reading this right now, they really are great and the Person that wrote this hopes that that Person had a great day or night so far!
It would be great if that Person takes care of theirself and stays safe & hydrated! :) <3
Also you're gay no homo ily

The Person that wrote this: "wow I really love the Person reading this !~ <3

The Person reading this: "*reading this*"

Have a nice day lol

by ShrekFangirl September 9, 2019

reading braile

When your car tire runs over the bumpy lane reflectors on the road or interstate.

Car swerves towards shoulder...
"Stop readin' braile, man!"

by anonymous April 22, 2004

reading plus

this website helps you learn reading to be honest if you try this you will feel dry it boring

(shocker)

Teacher : did you do your reading plus
jack: no

teacher ; fuck you

by guest_912 November 4, 2020

I-Ready

Shitty fucking education platform with tests longer than grindy mobile games.

Ken: What'd you do in math today?

Cool Guy: That shitty fucking dumb ass I-Ready test that does fucking nothing to help my grade, "Gives you the right lessons" My ass.

by Probably_Alive September 14, 2020

Reading

TV in your head, if done correctly.

I don't understand why people hate reading. Its like TV in your head.

by Willow Collie June 18, 2011