Return to Sender

It's a variation of a blumpkin. Instead of a chick blowing you, she shits on your balls. Then, when you fuck her, your shitty balls slap o n her ass and put it back.
This bitch was riding me on the shitter and she shit on my balls, so later I pounded her missionary and hit her ass with a return to sender.
by deathfordough February 17, 2020
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Return-to-sender

After ejaculating into another person (creampie), the sender the proceeds to perform oral, thus taking back the dropped package.
He couldn't last, but he totally owned that return-to-sender to make up for it!
by ninjawise December 14, 2019
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Return to sender

When eating out someone’s pussy/asshole they queef/ fart into your mouth so you burp into their pussy/asshole
Me and this chick were doing 69 and she queefed into my mouth so I burped into her pussy. Return to sender.
by jackaufman October 08, 2019
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Return To Sender

When you inject semen into your balls through a heroin needle
Hold on baby, I'm about to Return To Sender
by Bozo_Boner69 March 25, 2022
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