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Retarded T-rex

A T-rex whose intelligence is far below that of a normal T-rex. They are known for random flailings as a means of attack, but should be considered harmless, for they will more than like trip in their attack run.
by Dexter February 18, 2004
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anal-retarded

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)
After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.
by Daniel867 May 8, 2008
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Lyrically Retarded

lil pump ,lil yachty ,lil uzi vert are Lyrically Retarded
by evabmac October 6, 2017
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Retarded

going back to a German restaurant the day after you recover from symptoms of food poisoning said German restaurant gave you.
Leo is retarded. He is going back for more punishment.
by fuzee420bunny February 24, 2015
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retirement

Retirement is when a robot that strongly resembles a human is killed. Because humans do not consider robots to be "alive" in the first place, killing a robotic servant of mankind is seen as "retiring" a machine and not murder.

The term originated in the openning scrawl of the science fiction film masterpiece, "Blade Runner", desribing what Blade Runners do to "Replicants" (robots so advanced they are indestinguishable from humans):

"Special police squads - BLADE RUNNER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant.
This was not called execution. It was called retirement."

Loosely, the is often used in scifi circles to refer to any instance when a (usually) humanoid robot that is designed to look human is terminated by a human, such as on the 2004 Battlestar Galactica with the new humanoid Cylons (the new Cylon models are very similar to Replicants, and Edward James Olmos appears in both Blade Runner and BSG).
"Have you ever retired a human by mistake, Mr. Deckard?"
"The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back."

"Cally just retired Boomer!" (Cally has just shot and "killed" Boomer, who was revealed as a Cylon sleeper unit).
"Commander Adama retired Leoben by beating him with a flashlight"
"Starbuck's retirement of Simon was very graphic"
"Cally should get a medal for retiring that Cylon whore Boomer"
by Ricimer October 23, 2005
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retardedly

Trevor is retardedly good at bmx freestyle.

The Leafs are playing retardedly bad this season.
by J-kizzle August 23, 2008
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ur retarded

A really idiotic comeback often used by stupid people who have nothing else to say.
<me> no.. your plan is worse
<them> but ur retarded!!!!
by Kelly March 7, 2004
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