charter remote

a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.

Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

Neural Remote Monitoring

It's a gps, whatever,

if someone is using it on u find emp gun, or magnet. locate chip on stalker.

Neural Remote Monitoring

by MineOwedWu's July 27, 2021

Wii Remoting

The act of waving around long magic wands with your friends with the pure intentions of having fun and a pleasurable time.

Me and The boys were Wii Remoting last night, trier strap must of not been on all the way. Thier nut ended up everywhere.

by SlaySacker November 2, 2022

Roku Remote

Roku Remote has become a comparison to male genitalia.

Girl, he thinks he's all that but all he's packin' is a roku remote!

by Wrenchdawg26 November 21, 2023

The Remote

The thing that is used to turn on a TV, turn off the TV, and control the TV, It often disappears at 8:00 while you watch Cartoon Network turn into adult swim.

OH GOD KING OF THE HILL IS ON! WHERE’S THE REMOTE?!

by Abkhaz’s Definitions January 6, 2026

wii_u_remote

A shit head that dies by a argy

Wii_u_remote fucking died

by Gua gua fam June 3, 2020

WHERES THE REMOTE?

This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's fast play! The movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically! Fast play will start in a moment.

MOM WHERES THE REMOTE? FASTTT

by Fritezas September 16, 2020