reliefer

one who rides the system while doing nothing to help him/herself. Also known to use their welfare checks to buy 40's and drugs and many other unnecessary items such as big screen tvs and electronics.

Damn! That reliefer Drew has no job, but he sure has some nice stuff! Makes me wish I was unemployed too!

by King Z December 17, 2006

Religitard

All religions retard

A person involved in any religion or or any part of that narcissistic control is known as a religitard.

The process of registration.

See those religitard in that church.

by airplanes2 October 11, 2018

relient k

a really good band. people shuld stop making them a big deal that they're christian rock. who cares really? i didnt know till a while back. they have some really good songs.

person: omg!! relient k is christian so they suck
me: what songs have you heard
person: idk..

by Lil Cutiex3 April 28, 2006

Religious ignorance

The ignorance of being religious, or ignorance in a religious kind of way.

"Give me a book, tell me it's old, and I'll believe every word in it."

by IkeM October 10, 2003

religify

verb. To make religious. To develop the appearance or real qualities of a believer in some religion. To get religion.

How do you make an irresponsible, ex-cokehead, failure of a businessman, who raised two stupid ho daughters, was a slacker in school, and never earned anything on his own virtue President of the United States? Religify him.

by beer snob August 22, 2006

Religicile

Religious Imbecile; A person that believes in god and religion. Believing in god and religion makes you an imbecile hence the word religicile.

1) That religicile thinks the world is 6000 years old.

2) That religicile is against birth control.

3) That religicile is indoctrinating children.

4) Those religiciles are fighting over imaginary friends.

5) That religicile believes in god.

by bagel_19 September 12, 2010

religious education

Religious Education is an hour of a pupils school day dedicated to learning about religious laws and figures that will most likely never affect their life in the future. It is the most pointless hour of bullshit you’ll ever have to sit through, honestly just shit on the whiteboard and you will get more education out of that. No one really really needs to know what Jesus said to rachel that changed her life, it was probably “ may one step on thy knee and .. “ i can’t finish that sentence as it is rather 18+ but my point is, it’s an hour of boulderdash - ignore it kids - the answer to all exam questions is either Jesus or the lyrics to jingle bells :)

what lesson have you got ?

religious education, i sure am ready to fucking kill myself

by ManLikeBraff October 18, 2017