Reading Eggs

A learning service from Australia primarily used in primary school. (3 - 6)

Teacher: Ok, class, today we'll be doing Reading Eggs!

by QFRSSaddle August 26, 2021

reeking around the Christmas tree

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.

Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.

by cut the cards December 19, 2022

Redinger

The most powerful force known in this universe. They have amazing Johnson tip action. They are just naturally the best at everything.

Woah!!! There’s a Redinger!! Feasting on the blood of the innocent!

by Tofungus July 6, 2023

Redinger

Ridiculous fool who thinks he knows everything but lies like a rug.

Often seen dancing around shirtless while drooling and licking windows.

Don’t be a Redinger Chris!!!

by ChrisRsupafaslexus July 6, 2023

reading boys students

Guys. most generic people in reading. some have girlfriends but most are compsci students. Easily exploitable. you probably wont understand any of their jokes.

Do it yourself ffs (reading boys students is the word)

by IlikeBalls69420 October 22, 2023

accordion reading

Online reading phenomenon in which a person begins with a list of links to articles/blog entries from an RSS feed (such as Google Reader), and opens several as new browser tabs.

While reading through the tabs one by one, reducing their number, the person finds links to other articles/blog entries, which will be duly opened as additional tabs.

The result is that the number of tabs on the browser continually expands and contracts, accordion-style, and before you know it you've wasted half the day reading an endlessly regenerating stream of linked internet nonsense.

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been?
Guy 2: Sorry, got caught up in some accordion reading online - couldn't stop adding more and more new tabs of stuff to read. What, is it time for Church?
Guy 1: Um, it's actually Monday now.

by Peter Lorre February 4, 2010

Nip Reading

An incredibly obvious thing every person (man or woman) does when they see a girl with particularly prominent boobs. Staring incredibly intently like they're trying read a book without opening the cover.

These motherfuckin pervs are always nip reading, "my eyes are up here"

by Mary Tyler Moore December 12, 2016