redonculous

something so rediculous that it is redonculous (I know this is circular); beyond rediculous
My friend Francesca says it all the time

you were waiting 45 minutes? for a hamburger?? That is totally redonculous

by Samuel Freedman December 8, 2004

mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.

mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

Redstone

A fictional mineral in the game Minecraft, found in the form of dust. Used to power machines and can be crafted into a block.

With the last bit of redstone dust placed on the ground, my machine was ready.

by Gaaahh May 12, 2020

personal reasons

n. The official reason your company gives for why people disappear after a reorganization.

dude 1: Did you hear Gary resigned for personal reasons?
dude 2: Yeah. They personally asked his sorry ass to get the hell out!

by rowrtay February 24, 2009

Goddess of Reason

an atheist parody deity similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was made up during the French Revolution, then it was long forgotten after it became their worst nightmare 3.5 years later.

Goddess of Reason or die!

by poopyhead2010 June 15, 2010

No Reason

Lack Of A Reason.

The Shit Fairy Just Visited Me For No Reason!

by god is a bidoof November 27, 2014

redonkulus

1. Inconceivable; Unable to withstand without multiple facts; Unthinkable

2. Preposterous. Undeserving of attention or prize.

1. Holy sh*t this is redonkulous, can you believe the bullet to the head DIDNT KILL HIM?

2. This f*cking lag is Redonkulus, someone kill the ADMIN!

by Humza Tariq November 10, 2005