Reality Kings

Porn website that claims to be "reality" yet is as fake as every other website out there.

Mike: "I hope I can get an invite to one of the Reality Kings sex parties when I get to California..."
Joe: " You dumbass, those aren't real parties; they're all porn actors!"

by cds333 November 20, 2014

Free Realms

A game where you can ALMOST do what you want, when you want. Yeah, you can choose what games to play, you can choose what jobs to level, but do you get to fly? Do you get to beat people up outside of duels? Do you get to shoot people with guns? Do you get to play as any animal? There are a lot more things you can't do, but if I said the rest, you would be reading this definition for hours.

N00b: O EHM GEE I LUV FREE RALMS JOO CAN DEW ANYTING!!!!!!!!

Experienced Player: Shut up n00b. The amount of things you can't do is over 9,000 in Free Realms.

by Moondart July 12, 2011

realistic

1.something that is extremely similar to that which is real.
2. something not irrealistic

"Man, that book "Battle Royale" was in many ways frighteningly realistic"

by Alexander D'Arata-Newby November 30, 2003

reality tv

A very good example of how easy it is to keep people in today's world entertained. It's always about a group of 20 or so, very retarded people competing in stupid shit and rambling some of the stupidest things ever said. C'mon people, how can watching a bunch of people living inside a house while having their every move recorded be good TV?
GET A LIFE!!!

The shittiest thing to happen to the U.S. since George W. Bush.

Was started with Road Rules in MTV(figures)

Person 1: Are you going to watch that new reality tv show about 2 monkeys scratching their balls for an hour?

Person 2: No, I'm going to watch the one about people inventing really stupid shit.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

Relish

To fully indulge in ANYTHING

"Did you see her?!? She was RELISHING in that cheeseburger"

"You better RELISH in your summer vacation"

"He RELISHED in flirting with 5 girls last night"

by relisher100 November 25, 2011

cheese relish

Enjoying a period of extended sexual abstinence.
Extreme form of satisfaction derived from annoying someone.
Great pleasure obtained by focusing your attention on something that you feel passionate about like a job that makes use of your talents, or a particular hobby.

But Hilary, why are you so cruel with that poor soul?" "Hon... pure cheese relish!

by rperazag June 19, 2010

realitor

A mispronounciation of realtor. Used by people who never learned the right way.

Guy 1: I want to buy a house, so I'll contact my realitor (reel-it-tor)
Guy 2: It's "realtor" (real-tor), moron.

by mrnobodyperson April 24, 2014