Let Fly A Racial

When you inadvertently say something racist.

How was your dinner party last night?

It was pretty good until I Let Fly A Racial

Ooooooooh, too bad!

by Oliver Winchester August 19, 2010

Screaming Love Raccoon

A sexual act so heinous and depraved that it is considered a war crime in most countries. Not much about the nature of the actual act is known because most of the participants die within 48 hours of the act. All that is known for sure is that it involves and Brazilian wandering spider and is almost always fatal to all participants.

Nobody survives the screaming love raccoon.

by lowlychrismarks March 12, 2013

punch the raccoon

An action that, by virtue of its very recklessness, ensures success.

"Taryn's idea is drastic, but if the client buys it we'll really punch the raccoon."

by ignition_b June 4, 2012

don't chase the lonely raccoon

a phrase used to tell someone or a group to not be so irrational that they might lose a body part(s) (figuratively and literally)

Bob: Rick, don't chase the lonely raccoon tonight. We need you for tomorrow's game.

Rick: Don't worry. I will make sure that I don't get too drunk so I can think straight.

by MrBaseball17 November 22, 2011

Raccoon Eyes

When you have been partying hard for a few days with no sleep you get dark rings around your eyes, known as raccoon eyes..

"Dayum!! Ive been up all night partying hard, check out my raccoon eyes!!"

by PLaY KiTTY December 11, 2009

raccoon on a stick

In the act of recieving fellatio a man punches the female counterpart in both eyes simultaneously. This causes her to have two black eyes while her mouth is around the penis.

During the blow job my bitch was using her teeth, so to even the score I gave her a raccoon on a stick.

by BPJ January 26, 2006

Racecar

Roxicodone (30mg Oxycodone w/o tylenol)

When under the influence, the person is said to be "racing"

Ay bret, you got a racecar? I'm ready to go racing.

by David Hawkin's and Justin Seek August 5, 2010