Peanut Rating System

The system of rating a woman's hotness according to how many peanuts you would eat out of their shit in order to have sex with them. The ratings are 1 peanut for a hot woman, 2 peanuts for a gorgeous woman and a walnut for a goddess. (Walnuts being infinitely more porous and thus more disgusting. Very few women could hope of having someone call them walnut-worthy.)

I'm tired of guys always calling fugly women gorgeous simply because they're fuckable, so I implemented the Peanut Rating System in order to determine if a women is truly sexy.

by Jaiger June 1, 2010

raging hannah montana

When you get a boner during class and the teacher calls you up to the board.

Billy was called to the board to discuss the theory of the human manly infested dong, When he had a raging hannah montana.

by You should go jack off May 24, 2008

racing stripe

a finely trimmed line of female pubic hair.

Her racing stripe pointed me to her bountiful coochie.

by poophead July 16, 2003

racing stripes

Also known as "Skid Marks," racing stripes are feces left on the bottom of your underwear.

I was gonna tap that girl, but when I got her panties off, there were racing stripes. I just let her go down instead.

by Anonymous February 20, 2003

Universal Female Rating System

Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.

Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."

by KyleFPS October 28, 2008

racing for pinks

A race in which the winner claims permanent ownership of the loser's vehicle.

"Whoa, where did you get that new Camero?"

"Oh, I won it off a guy when we were racing for Pinks."

by Lutzburg1 September 18, 2013

Donkey Raping Shit Eater

Raper of donkeys and eater of shit.

"Listen Terrance, you donkey raping shit eater!"

by Fuck Face Indian September 12, 2003