Here in the great sunshine state, the shotgun rules are of major importance. They are as follows:
1. Shotgun is available for al potential riders regardless of race, sex, belief, etc.
2. You must call shotgun explicitly does atleast one other to hear (no saying it under your breath)
3. The vehicle must be in general proximity* but does not have to be seen.
4. ALWAYS respect first shotgun call.
*: General proximity is defined as within the parking lot or in shouting distance
1. Shotgun is available for al potential riders regardless of race, sex, belief, etc.
2. You must call shotgun explicitly does atleast one other to hear (no saying it under your breath)
3. The vehicle must be in general proximity* but does not have to be seen.
4. ALWAYS respect first shotgun call.
*: General proximity is defined as within the parking lot or in shouting distance
by ArizonaHomie September 5, 2020
Get the Shotgun Rules- Arizona mug.The Christmas Rules sound like they would be a seasonal thing, but no, don't be fooled. The Christmas Rules are to be followed throughout the entire year if one would like to reach peak wisdom and enlightenment. Follow the Christmas Rules, and you will live a fulfilling life full of divine knowledge. The rules are as follows (and none can be taken lightly):
1. Celebrate.
2. Don't send soapy tiddy pics.
3. Don't be a simp. (fictional characters and celebrities such as Alex Turner are an exception)
4. FOLLOW THE GAMING FUNGUS. (the most important rule, if you follow the others rules and not this one, it doesn't count)
5. Become sped. (another form of saying speed, basically do everything as speedily as possible)
1. Celebrate.
2. Don't send soapy tiddy pics.
3. Don't be a simp. (fictional characters and celebrities such as Alex Turner are an exception)
4. FOLLOW THE GAMING FUNGUS. (the most important rule, if you follow the others rules and not this one, it doesn't count)
5. Become sped. (another form of saying speed, basically do everything as speedily as possible)
Person 1: "5 is my lucky number, that's why it's in my username."
Person 2: "Why 5?"
Person 1: "Well, I've followed all five of the Christmas rules for five years now and as a reward, and no, this is not a coincidence, I've found five dollars underneath my pillow every single morning. It just goes to show how following the Christmas Rules does nothing but make your life more divine. Join me, my bruddha, in my journey of following the Christmas Rules.
Person 2: "Why 5?"
Person 1: "Well, I've followed all five of the Christmas rules for five years now and as a reward, and no, this is not a coincidence, I've found five dollars underneath my pillow every single morning. It just goes to show how following the Christmas Rules does nothing but make your life more divine. Join me, my bruddha, in my journey of following the Christmas Rules.
by fungusfollower69 June 21, 2021
Get the Christmas Rules mug.Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)
Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee
Jason scored
Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee
Jason scored
Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022
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First known use: King of the Hill s7e2 “The Fat and the Furious”
First known use: King of the Hill s7e2 “The Fat and the Furious”
“He could take down Joey Chestnut if they played with Roman rules.”
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Fatherless Kid.
DUDE! YOUR BROKE MY 2ND RULE OF MY CHANNEL
Grammer💀
DUDE!!!SHUT UP
No
BRO! YOU BREAKED CHANNEL RULE 7
So
I QUIT GAHHHHHHHH
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DUDE! YOUR BROKE MY 2ND RULE OF MY CHANNEL
Grammer💀
DUDE!!!SHUT UP
No
BRO! YOU BREAKED CHANNEL RULE 7
So
I QUIT GAHHHHHHHH
💀💀💀💀💀 Imagine Having channel rules
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Poison Ivy: No kissing on the mouth?
Dr Psycho: Sorry, stripper rules. Look, but don't touch.
Poison Ivy: No kissing on the mouth?
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John -"If you get 3rd place, you have to take a shot."
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