Jizz Rooster

1)A person who is likes an EXTREMELY LARGE amount of semen for the pleasure of getting cock all the time.

2) Or a girl you want to have sexual relations with to the extent that you coat her in a thick layer of semen.

1) Dude I hope you choke on some guys dick you Jizz Rooster

2)That girl is so hot I am going to make her my Jizz Rooster tonight.

by Domo M3 November 7, 2011

Full Rooster

Simultaneous vomiting and diarrhea, giving the appearance of a roosters beard and tail.

Ugh, I ate at chinese food from QQ's last night. As soon as I was done I raced home, ripped my clothes off, jumped in the shower and released the Full Rooster.

by Swiss Bank Arsonists February 9, 2012

Fat Rooster

A big, fat, engorged cock with ginger pubes.

Roger did my ass with this fat rooster.

I sucked my uncle’s fat rooster.

by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018

Urban Rooster

When you live in an urban area and the crackheads wake you up in the morning

crackhead in background: “hey f you the government stole my identity”

You: look out your window as they disappear “that urban rooster just woke me up”.

by Devilbitch12 October 13, 2018

Reverse Rooster

This is the scientific term for getting an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same time

My stomach hurt so much, I had to get a reverse rooster

by Toolegit Khajit July 14, 2021

blow job rooster

A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well

Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011