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Where shall I even begin! Richard is the type of person to sweep you off your feet. He is caring (more than he shows) and has an incredible energy that makes you want to be around him 24/7. He’s at least 6ft tall and super strong with huge biceps and a really manly smell… (I’ll leave that up to your imagination).You could get lost in his gorgeous blue eyes while scratching his ridiculously soft hair (Richard, please tell us what conditioner you use).Even though his greek could use some more practice,his intelligence is off the charts. He is very knowledgeable and ambitious and could accomplish anything he sets his mind to.He can make you laugh uncontrollably with his talent for impersonating people and knows exactly in which way to tease you to make you get a tiny bit angry at him, but still not enough for you to stay mad at him.He makes you think “wow this is the type of person I’ve been waiting for all of my life”.

In all seriousness and jokes aside, richard impresses you every single day with his openness to care for and love people deeply and you get to appreciate how unique and special he is.Perfect balance of toxic boy and simp. Not too much of either of those. Just the right amount !

I could go on for ages, but seriously, get yourself a richard and you’ll be the happiest you’ve ever been.
(But not my Richard, cause he’s mine)
You hear me, Kim? Back off.
Person: Have you seen Richard?

Me: You mean the guy who looks like a Greek god and knows how to read witchcraft , oh oops, I mean mathematical equations and stuff?

Person: Yes! That’s him! I want to give him some recommendations of what to do in Paris.

Me: Never mind. He’s not around. You can give the recommendations to his gf.

Person: Aw you mean he’s taken??

Me: Fisika kai nai he he.
Richard by poisse<3 May 9, 2022
biggest fart in the history of farts!!!
richard is an arse!
richard by deezsus69 May 9, 2022
That guys definitely called Richard just look at his crotch
Richard by Riccardo16 May 30, 2022
An emotionally unavailable person who enjoys behaving like a cunt. He is a walking red flag and you should avoid him at all costs.
Oh, you got played? It must have been a Richard
Richard by Toccy May 30, 2022
Goofy or big nerd as stated by Erric Reprid On Girls Gone Wireless Podcast
Richard by KieroLovesYou June 20, 2022