queff

a vagina fart for woman

omfg Becca I just queffed in front of brandon

by grimlen0801 October 14, 2018

quif boy

The quif boy is a very mystical creature. He holds some properties of a quif and some of a boy. He is an embarassment and a mistake after sex. He is a boy in the sense that he is not yet a man and dose childish things such as drive like a dick head with warts and call people out with no intention in actually fighting. The quif boy has been known to appear very seldom but when one is seen, all who witness should bask in the awesomeness that is the worst two people could bring into this world.

Jeff arrived to fight Ryan after calling him out, but then ran when Ryan advanced on him. What a quif boy.

by John Monopoly April 14, 2008

Quaff

The hand whaffing of a queef directly into another's face.

She quaffed me last night after I stink palmed her friend.

by Sickandtwisted September 12, 2011

Quff Quff

1. Quff Quff is a wild, exhillerating feeling as you run through the woods. Its glorious and no one can stop you from grazing the wild flowers as you dance with the wildabeast.

2. Quff Quff is in the Unicorn Opal Internatilnal Language Socieaty. (UOILS) This is the languge when your heart is bursting with ripe tomatoes with a flickering sight of fractured bananas, and no one can stop you - but you need an intelligent cockroad to fill your dremtful heart. Quff Quff is the definition, DARN IT. When no body even knows what your saying. Look up UNICORN OPAL INTERNATIONAL LANGUAGE SOCIETY for more words.

1. You tell your gleaming friend, "Yo dude Fool I just quff quff'ed with a goat, and I think that the legos have fallen in the ways of a spanish Pillsbury Dough boy.

2. (The International Chess Player has just lost a game because his opponent check-mated him) YOU WALKING GARAGE! I JUST...... QUFF QUFF YOUR HEAD YOU MANGLING RHINO!!

by Katheea May 1, 2006

Quaff

A cool hair-cut or hair-do

Dude, don't mess up my quaff!

by Kristy February 23, 2005

Qiff

Being outdated in style; having little style; Messy, and not neat; Unattractive. The opposite of Spiff.

Bob - "Hey Man you see that guy kevin, he has absolutely no style."
Mike - " Yea, kevin or whatever his name is, he is so dam Qiff. I don't get whats so hard in looking good."

by Canturk January 23, 2009

quife eater`

NO THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING! A good thing would be a pussy eater. This is just another insult.

Bob: I hate you
Nick: Shut the hell up you quife eater!

by friend of Jesus, I live in Tokyo September 29, 2003