Quantum Entanglement

When two bodies have quantum entanglement and get close to each other, all they can do is try to become one.

Dude, those two just keep making it whenever they get near each other. They quantum entanglement.

by Blackbird131 October 29, 2019

Quantum

Adj: Very fun and awesome thing to do with the boys

"Aw bro this is about to be so quantum"

by awehiwaohieroknWEFC November 21, 2020

The Quantum Fuckining

The Quantum Fuckining is when an individual feels (like they should give a fuck, might have a fuck to give, or fuck it all. Thus the fuck has been quantified; therefore existing and not existing all at once.)
A large group of people may experience a mass desensitized by a sudden and seemingly endless set backs such as but not limited to, pandemics, power hungry leadership, and disaster after disaster. May collectively experience (The Quantum Fuckining) together.

The quantum Fuckining of 2020 when a world wide pandemic revealed the strength and weaknesses of the world leaders and childishness of adults everywhere over wearing face panties.

by Ms.Karma November 8, 2020

Quantum Gay

When someone is Bisexual, but hate to be call a Bisexual. They are instantly Quantum Gay.

Simon : So you’re Bi?
Alex : Yeah I guess, but I don’t like calling myself a bisexual.
Simon : So you’re Quantum Gay?
Alex : Yes sir

by ThatOneBoringBoi February 28, 2021

Quantum penatration

When a woman or person gets fucked in all of her holes by 18.5 or more guys all at once

"DAMN!! Did you see that new Porn Hub video? This bitch got FUCKED by 23 and 1/2 GUYS!, That was Quantum Penatration!"

"wow."

by cheesecakeofinsecure April 6, 2021

Quantum-Omega Diagapharum

A hypothetical conjecture used for creating complex and entirely useless theorems or laws of physics/mathematics.

The Quantum-Omega Diagapharum of the manatee created quite a disturbance on multiple levels worldwide.

by Craig the Wonder Zebra October 24, 2012

Quantum Physics

1. What Americans use to describe sciences they cannot understand, including basic elementary mathematics, chemistry, and physics.

2. A plot device in a movie used to justify the anything and everything, including the creation of unimaginably powerful devices and the existence of non-existent microscopic realms.

Xiao Ming: 9 + 10 = 19
American: omg you know quantum physics

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023