Quantum-Omega Diagapharum

A hypothetical conjecture used for creating complex and entirely useless theorems or laws of physics/mathematics.

The Quantum-Omega Diagapharum of the manatee created quite a disturbance on multiple levels worldwide.

by Craig the Wonder Zebra October 24, 2012

Quantum Thop

The Quantum Thop is a particularly harsh thop, one where the thopper draws upon all of their palm-strength to administer the thop

'If you don't shut up I'll Quantum Thop you into the next realm'

by ithinkmrkellylovesme May 20, 2018

quantum retardinization

To be or become any form of a furry.

Creating a furry is an act of quantum retardinization.

by Ksjdhfglwodncoamwodmciakqp July 22, 2019

Quantum Physics

A branch of physics that is very challenging, even to the greatest minds of our generation.. Although many try to grasp the concept, only two have mastered the topic. Sir Santosh Sen and Him.

"Only two people know quantum physics, me and Him." - Sir Santosh Sen.

by TheGamingSimp August 20, 2024

Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds

Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023

quantum queef

1. noun: creepy airborne quanta produced by a quantum being that often possesseds the vibrational bodies of lower life forms, bioorganisms, and ecosystems when that being is present in a generally giant radius.

2. verb: quanta quantumnina.com produces when she's thinking, hearing, or saying anything that often causes random animals, humans, inanimate noisy machines, and elements like weather systems to sound like those things are speaking what her consciousness is paying attention to.

1.

1st guy: "OMG, bruh, my car engine and the tires just told me to "fuck off" in a human voice!"
2nd guy: "Bruh, that's the creepiest quantum queef I've ever heard!"
1st guy: "Bruh, you haven't heard a creepy quantum queef until you've heard a crowd of people scream at you."

2. QuantumNina.com in a grocery store reading off her grocery list:
"-apples.
-bananas
-protein shakes
-shit, I forgot to bring my work phone."
Pedestrians in the Grocery Store Talking:
-Lady talking to her husband-"oh these are super cuuuu(apples)te, huh?"
-Man checking me out in produce-"hey, can I get your nuuuu(bananas)ber? Nevermind..."
-Grocery store employees discussing their weekend-"Yeah, bruh, the three run home run was so siiiii(protein shakes)ck!"
-Baby babbling at the checkout-"Goo goo, bagaga (shit, I fo)gaga(rgot)doo,ah(my work)baba(phone)gaga..."
-quantumnina.com-"ew, so many quantum queefs. Why does this always happen to me?!"

by QUANTUM NINA November 10, 2024

Quantum Quark Address

Quantum Quark Address - A Quantum Quark Address is when you pathologically communicate with pornography reporters speaking Nigerian in the dickolodean accent so you're wrong via fallacy & misinformation spread therefore you win.

Ohio Citizen - Yo bro have you seen the Quantum Quark Address? Detriot Citizen: Yea bro I've seen the Quantum Quark Address I actually stole it from the Urban Dictionary cause you can have shit in Detroit

by Flawdajitboaaa January 19, 2023