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massive putin

When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.

You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.
by SpookEtooth March 13, 2022
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Putin

a person who should rot in hell for killing so many innocent people
person 1: who's Vladimir Putin?
person 2: a terrible person who deserves to live the worst life possible plus rot In hell for killing so many innocent people and killing thousands Ukrainians
by teashop June 27, 2022
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Puttin on the Putin

Any strong man / dictator saying one thing and doing something completely different… In a warmongering effort to frighten populations of free democratic people
That leader of the country is a real con-man… Thinking people don’t see he’s trying to get us to believe in he’s not Puttin on the Putin
by spukspuk February 17, 2022
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Putin

A man who uncontrollably defecate'z himself, at the moment of sexual climax...
His Putin self found nowhere in traditional society he was welcomed. So he tried to make an entire country as equally shit, will Russians agree?
by NOu$e April 1, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a President of Russia from 2000 to 2008, then president from 2012 to the present time. In general, a good person (not counting the fact that in 2015 he concluded a truce with Ukraine only so that the latter would strengthen its army and fire with impunity at its “own” territory, populated mainly by Russians), raised the country from the @ssh0le of the 90s to the level of one of the leading powers (again). Leads an anti-Western and anti-LGBT policy.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;

They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;

Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;

A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.

P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.
Person A: Who is Vladimir Putin? I wonder who is he. (asks innocently)
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*
by Absolutely random guy March 1, 2024
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Putin

A man that likes to invade ukraine and only ukraine.
Random person: did you see Ukraine's new plane?

Putin: it will be mine soon
by Washy_washy April 23, 2022
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Pulling a Putin

the verb “Putin” refers to taking an object from another and then smoothing it over while you know you’re wrong.
He: You never guess what happened to me last night.
She: What?
He: I was ordering a pizza and Trevor didn’t want anything. When the pizza arrived, he pulled a Putin (Pulling a Putin) on me and ate half of my pizza.
She: Wow, that’s a nasty Putin.
by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022
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