posterbate

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.

Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.

by lauracs June 13, 2008

Puter

A term old people use for "computer" or PC when they want to sound hip.

Old person: I was dinking around on the 'puter last night and found the funniest webpage! Do you get the L. O. L. cats?
GeekSquad employee: Ma'am, there's a line forming behind you...

by Classic Bat March 9, 2010

poster's remorse

The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.

"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."

by your mom's anarchy April 6, 2008

Drug Pusher

Somebody who is all about the drug lifestyle and drug culture. They love doing illegal drugs and spreading that love on to others.

Toby is a Drug Pusher. He loves taking ludes, followed by a couple of lines of crushed ecstasy of Shivon's black breasts.

by CelticsFan69 July 3, 2014

puter

puter is a short for of the word computer.

My puter is broken! I have to get it fixed!

by petiteash January 18, 2006

pustrampuss

The most derogatory word for a woman. Worse than calling her a cunt, whore, slut, etc.

a "pustrampuss" is a pussy that has been fucked so many times, the lips hang down like chewed up bubble gum. You will see this often in porn.

Pustrampuss is the combination of the words "pastrami" and "pussy"

Dude, that girl is so beat. Her pussy was like chewed up bubble gum. Dirty pustrampuss whore!

by Nick Cofphee November 1, 2007

punter

Someone who is ill-informed and liable to be taken advantage of. A sucker who lacks inside knowlege or savvy.

I felt like a right punter when I was at the carnival in Rio last year. Every taxi driver, shopkeeper, vendor and hustler in town had their hand in my pockets.

by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008