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pumpydoody

A semi-solid bowel movement with visible chunks of jiggly, unprocessed fat.
I had to bleach down the toilet after Barbara left a pumpydoody in it.
by Sam888 July 18, 2007
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pimped smacked

When a pimp/someone put their hoe/someone else back in check by slapping them in the face with the back of their hand.
One of the pimp's bitches was holding out on money so he "pimped smacked " the bitch back in place
by iam_chj42 May 17, 2014
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Pumpepoos

A slang term for the act of urinating and defecating at the same time
I just did a really bad pumpepoos. Feel so much better
by Lordbryce95 May 4, 2023
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chunk pumper

Any friend that will fuck a fat girl, to take one for the team.
Last night, Tommy drew the small stray and was the designated chunk pumper for the night.
by HA_13 November 5, 2015
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penis pumpery

1) Masturbation

2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.

3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.

4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.

5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.
Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."

Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"
by hot balls Johnson December 20, 2010
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texas double pumper

to use both your hands while finger banging some slut in a pumping manner, four fingers mininmum.
i gave that cunt sarah leader a texas double pumper
by badtouch October 8, 2008
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ass ramming penis pumper

1) One who would forcefully insert his penis into another person's body while masturbating.

2) a very funny insult.

3) very gay.
by mike seguin May 21, 2006
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