Phallicivore

/'falik-i-vore/

(noun)
An organism that feeds exclusively on phallic shaped appendages ( see penis ).

I told Brett to 'eat dicks' as an insult. Little did I know he was a phallicivore.

by TrilliamBreauxregard December 12, 2015

phallic wit

Noun
A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.

His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.

by B2316 April 5, 2016

phalangie

a tendon that expands off the penis and then is retrieved by the vagina

blaine's phalangie was taken by Skylar

by bananalover99 September 5, 2017

Phallidation

When a male feels his statement has been validated by another male who is aware that the statement is lacking any base of fact or at the very least reasonable coherent thought. The second male will validate this line of balderdash due to a unique pineal proximity sense that compels the second male to rescue the troubled first male from assured social ridicule and eventual shunning from future intellectual engagements.

Thanks for the phallidation bro! She would have totally caught me in my bullshit if you weren’t there!

by Unbearable October 23, 2017

Phalanges

The name of the bone that is at your Fingertips, literally. This silly word can often be used in substitute for a cuss word, or just said for the fun of it. There is no absolute definition of "phalanges" in the funny context, as it is a word that is just randomly brought up. It may be considered an onomatopoeia.

"Ahhh phalanges I left my car keys in the house!"
"Phalanges! You just stepped on my toe!!"

by Itsjadeyall July 11, 2018

Phalanx

The Phalanx was popular military tactic in Ancient Greece and was used by the Roman and Macedonians.

A Phalanx was like a wall of spears and shields. Greek hoplites armed with a spear and shield were packed together. Usually it was about 8 men deep.

The Spartans and other Greeks formed a Phalanx to battle the Persians at Thermopylae

by AllosaurusFragilis December 20, 2018

Phallic Discharge

An explosion of phallic objects flying in every or one general direction, anything ranging from a crate of dildos erupting from dynamite or Stacy's Mom and her farting butthole, or a piñata stuffed with fire crackers and gummy penises.

That barfly took off into the public restroom with three clowns and had a phallic discharge of balloons flying out of the stalls.

I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.

I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.

The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.

An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.

by Rhett1a June 4, 2019