Physchotic

When a girl is chill as fuck and single, but she has times where she goes fucken crazy and loses touch with reality.

Yo my girl and I were eating brunch and out of nowhere she started throwing shut around, the hutch physchotic

by SmallDickJohn May 22, 2018

Psychohacktivist

An individual who exploits day-to-day experiences and activities achieving unique and favorable outcomes through innovative ideas and perspective resulting from the use of psychoactive substances.

Person one: He started micro-dosing and came up with an entirely new, more efficient approach to procedural world building.

Person two: Ah, so he's a psychohacktivist.

by dr_sleepy June 14, 2018

psychic protection

Psychic Protection is the art of using ones energy field to protect themselves and others. It is not limited to just people but can be used for items, places, and things.

I was feeling overwhelmed at the concert from all the energy going around, so i used my psychic protection to help me calm down.

by Wolfpack Healing December 15, 2018

Psychic STDs

The negative vibes, impressions, or feelings people can impose on you. They are usually bad and hard to get rid of. There is no known reason on why some people are more sensitive to receiving them.

Jimmy-Hey Ronnie! I feel like shit. I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the train.

Ronnie-How is she doing?

Jinmy - Terrible. She was sad about life. Dropped a ton of psychic STDs on me.

by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019

psychic parasite

A transdimensional being who thrives on the tears of small children. A meme with psychic ability that only exists in this universe through the minds of it's hosts. In a parallel universe these creatures are monstrous and disgusting.

Meth addiction is caused by psychic parasites.

by Benzadrilla March 28, 2019

Psychic

A person who carries many descriptions, but attracts $50 for a question.

I'm a psychic. $50 for a question. I love pork pies. Drew Carey finally has competition.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Psychic

Overpriced twat.

Bring a pizza along, and the psychic will perform a reading, while their ass grows.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020