scarecrow prostitute

A women of the night who only caters to men who stand still for a long time on a pole.

Your girlfriend looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
thanks Y!a

by Y!a addiction February 5, 2009

prostitute

An ugly bitch who stands on the corner so she can get money by fucking someone.

Yo mom :P

by Jasmine July 11, 2003

Baby prostitute

Grown adults who shop at the baby gap

Loryn is a baby prostitute

by Lauren Grae February 21, 2009

Prostitate

A prostitute with prostate cancer

yo jimmy that prostitate was amazing last night.

by A,marshall February 20, 2009

prostitude

1. What the girl in Butterfly Effect turns out to be.
2. How "prostitute" is pronounced according to Jake Antoniello.

"Oh, she's a PROSTITUDE!!!"

by Insane guitarist April 5, 2005

basement prostitute

big fat ugly whores, sucky sucky for cheap, usually kept in the confines of ones basement to keep out of view of the neighbors.

Devon the pimp gonna cut you a deal on his basement prostitute.

by vagitarian21 February 5, 2010

prostiwife

A wife who is rich due to her husbands labor and pretends she has accomplished something of value.
A wife who knows her husband is screwing around but looks the other way and acts like a jail warden in order to hold onto the money and prestige of being married since no one else would ever want her.
A prostiwife is also a douchebag.

A prostiwife plays golf and tennis despite the fact that she is totally uncoordinated and has legs like a magazine stuffed in a jar.

He bought his prostiwife a new car and dreams of pushing it over a cliff to save on legal fees but then wakes up in the arms of his mistress.

by OOKatyOO February 6, 2010