progresstinate

to be absorbed by progressing with a task so much that the desired goal is already passed

Andy progresstinated the writing of his paper so much he could not hand it in in time.

by magmarr January 15, 2016

Professionals

They have standards...

Mr Mundee: Professionals, have standards, Be polite, Be efficient, have to a plan to kill everyone you meet.

by SirCheeseEater! June 19, 2020

professional Mexican

Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing

Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son

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Progressive Overload

When a man gives another person a facial with an abnormally large amount of semen in a way that makes it come out in stages.

Sarah: Last night with John was Disgusting! He had a progressive overload!

by Bob Yeeters March 11, 2021

professional viber

Someone who, due to a turbulent past and/or a high IQ, is hyper-aware and realizes the meaninglessness of everything and so doesn't have any ambitions like getting good grades or landing a high-level job, and instead focuses on just enjoying themselves. Kind of like the violin players playing on the Titanic as it's sinking. They're also almost always highly introverted and can barely hold a discussion in real life, but online they're a total memer.
They also often have a broken sense of humor and laugh at memes like Among Us.
Not to be confused with Emo.

"Why does that guy with the hoodie always sit alone on his phone with his airpods in at the back of the class?"
"Maybe he's a professional viber"

by bombsquid October 2, 2022

progressive christian

Progressive Christianity is developed from liberal Christianity, they believe that God is the powerful and loving creator of the universe every galaxy, stars, planet and every living thing on earth.
They believe the Bible should be taken seriously but not literally and should be read to guide your moral conscience, they also think it's important to understand the historical context around the bible.
Some of them believe that although Christianity is their path to God, it's not the only one and it's different for everybody, it could be Islam for one person, Hinduism for another, and even Atheist have their path to God simply by being good people.
They support Gay rights, They're Pro-choice and Pro Sexuality and they don't reject science.

Although most Conservative/ fundamentalist Christians will tell you to ignore your feeling, Progressives believe it's important to not ignore them and always try to do whats right.

Most of them take care in the environment and others. we are to look after Gods creation including ourself and others.
And let me tell you no one hate progressive Christians more than Christians. they get called the Antichrist, false preachers, devils advocates, Heresy, "what's worse than an atheist, a progressive Christian", they're going to hell and whatnot.

A Christian who constantly preaches that God loves every single person whether they are a part of the lgbtq+ community, whether they've had abortion whether they don't believe in God ... is most likely a progressive Christian

by ritsssaa November 2, 2020

professional browser

A customer, who's well schooled in the practice of appearing aloof, to the salesperson's offer of assistance. More often than not, it is a facade. The more the profesional browser appears aloof, the more likley they are seriously interested in the product the are inspecting.

"The professional browser tried that jacket on three times. Alot, for someone claiming to not be interested in it."

by D. Gould January 12, 2006