When you end up unwillingly procrastinating due to other peoples' activities on social media sites like Facebook and waste a lot of time doing something you didn't really want to do/think about doing.
He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.
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Instead of scouring the bookstore or internet for assistance with his calculus homework, Steve spent untold hours engaged in relevant procrastination researching netbook computers "for his mom".
by fuzzygreysocks May 10, 2010
Get the relevant procrastination mug.1. An advanced form of procrastination wherein a specific task is avoided to complete another equally important task.
2. Avoiding something important by doing something equally important, but where time isn't necessarily a factor.
2. Avoiding something important by doing something equally important, but where time isn't necessarily a factor.
Some examples of 'Executive Procrastination' are:
Avoiding writing an essay by sorting out rent.
Avoiding going to the dentist by going to the gym.
Avoiding writing an essay by sorting out rent.
Avoiding going to the dentist by going to the gym.
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Reverse procrastination can lead to lack of editing, forgetting the due date, or losing the project completly.
Reverse procrastination can lead to lack of editing, forgetting the due date, or losing the project completly.
I completed a project two months before the due date, but because of reverse procrastination, I forgot where I put it.
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Ugh, work is so tedious today! I should be work procrastinating for the rest of the day, even if I don't make the deadline.
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