Interplanetary Numeric Processor

A machine capable of killing off the population of the entire universe. Don't be worried, it's currently lost in the human mental enterprise.

Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!

Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!

by Threst The Robot June 10, 2009

NEBRASKA FOOD PROCESSOR

Created by some dumbass college guy in an Iowa dorm. The sexual act of having a sexual partner (usually a woman) eating corn. After eating the corn the other partner then eats the undigested corn out of the other partner's ass hole during intercourse.

"Dude, did you see the way Jessica was eating the corn in the cafeteria earlier? I'd definitely give her the Nebraska Food Processor."

"Dude, you're disgusting."

by UIU Speed Team January 30, 2022

Trust The process

Some bullshit 76ers made up to cope with getting their asses whooped Day in and day out

Me: Did you see the 76ers get they asses whooped?

Kevin: Just trust the process

by WavyAsf April 4, 2017

THOT process

The way a THOT thinks.

Joe: Why would she do that?
Bob: I guess it's just her THOT process

by Djpeypey August 19, 2014

antiwar protester

One who protests wars,but "only" when there's a Republican president.

In other words they're just playing politics.THEY DON'T "REALLY" CARE!
They just want their guy in because they like his hair-helmet!

Fuckin hippie-crites!!!!!!

by Hollywood is gay October 4, 2004

protestant whiskey

Bushmills (from County Antrium)...Not Jameson (from County Cork)

me: i'll have a protestant whiskey on the rocks
dumb bartender: a what?
me: bushmills, dumbass
dumb bartender: oh, sorry...we only have old crow

by sonnycrockett39 October 8, 2008

protestant

Contrary to popular belief, Protestants are not all stuck up, judgmental hypocrites. Everyone who professes to follow a "religion" is a hypocrite because it is quite obvious that no human being can possibly adhere to the strict standards of any religion. However, Christians in general have earned a bad reputation for themselves by falsely declaring their love for Jesus/God and then blatantly contradicting that statement with their actions. This does not mean that there are not Protestants with sincere motives and a true love for Jesus. It is pure ignorance to discredit an entire "religion" just because of a few bad experiences.

Christians (at least Protestants) are not part of a "religion". This is because "religion" implies that you must meet a standard of good behavior to attain salvation and eternal life. We are saved because of God's grace, Jesus' sacrifice, and our faith, not because of our adherence to a set of laws. Judaism, Islam, and Mormanism are all religions, because they require the obeyance of their own particular laws. Sometimes Catholicism can be put under the category of a religion because some of them follow rituals and do things (i.e. confessional, pentenance, praying to Mary) to attain salvation.

Whoever posted that the Protestant faith was established by Henry VIII, this is a false statement. The Protestant faith was created by Martin Luther when he broke away from the Catholic church because he believe that you do not need to go through a priest to get to God. Henry VIII established the Episcopalian church on account of his selfish ambition.

Not all Protestants should be thought of as judgmental hypocrites. Think before you make sweeping generalizations. And to the person who posted that there is absolutely no evidence for the content of the Bible, this is an incredibly false statement, but that's another topic.

I am a Protestant, and I believe that Jesus is the son of God, that he died to take the penalty for the sins of the people of the world, and that you can get eternal life by trusting him with your life.

by kewright1203 May 22, 2006