Probaducity

1.) The probability of using deductive reasoning to find out the answer to some easy ass question.

2.) The probability of which someone is a douchebag.

1.) Person 1: "The probaducity of which I will be gooning in the month of November is determined by if November forbids us from gooning, and my gooning addiction, then I will fail by around the 3rd day."
person 2: "Damn, fucking porn addict."

2.) Person 1: "What's the probaducity of this one being a jackass?"
person 2: "Pretty fucking high."

by 6 or 7 mustard seeds November 12, 2025

Probly

Yeah actually so what?

Yes as a matter of fact that is more than likely correct asshole

Yep

Obvi

What the fuck do you think? Ok then.

Yes. Thank you. Byeeeeee.

Probly.

Yeah probly.

by The little friend November 24, 2025

Probably

Yeah!

Hym "Yeah. Probably. I'm going to dress like a Tonberry and stab you in the neck in front of Megyn Kelly. Oh! The crown! Bring a brown robe, a chef's knife, a lantern, and a crown. UK royal family style and not generic 👑"

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

silly probability

a phrase used to make fun of ap statistics. it started out as a misunderstanding and turned into a phenomenon.

"did he just say 'silly probability'?"

"idk, i wasn't paying attention"

"haha, silly probability"

by ptaradactyl October 18, 2007

Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.

"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."

by thesearewords August 9, 2012

social probation

Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.

All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.

by northtacoma December 22, 2014

Verbal Probation

When a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you've said something stupid.

"I'm gonna have to put you on verbal probation." "Jennifer said something dumb again. She's currently on verbal probation."

by Mac May May October 4, 2016