vampire penguin

When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.

That bitch made me a vampire penguin.

by Pgroast June 25, 2020

follicular penguin monk

Can be used to insult someone in a joking manner, or very seriously depending on tone and delivery, usually used in a state of annoyance. The words individually have no correlation to each other but when together can be used in a similar way to 'twat' or 'idiot'. The origin of this phrase is East London 2020

Jack, you follicular penguin monk!
Leave me alone you follicular penguin monk, you're just jealous of my husband!

by Brown Bread October 21, 2020

African penguin

A man of African ethnicity of that has a below average sized penis

Man 1: did you hear about man 3s nudes getting leaked
Man 2: yeah he is an African penguin fr
Man 1: yeah hahaha
Man 3: he fuck you

by Succulent anal seepage January 6, 2022

Club Penguin Rewritten

no longer alive: a dead body | as complement : he was shot dead by a sniper | (as plural noun the dead) : there was no time to bury the dead with decency.
• (of a part of the body) having lost sensation; numb: I severed nerves in my leg so part of my foot is dead.
• lacking emotion, sympathy, or sensitivity: a cold, dead voice.
• devoid of living things: a dead planet.

man thats like club penguin rewritten!

by basningon May 21, 2022

Upside down penguin

When you get punched so hard in the genitals that you have to walk upside down with a cane.

After I simba'd her i had to upside down penguin for the rest of the day.

by OH SHAG HENNESY January 29, 2018

Fat Boy Penguin

Fat Boy Penguin is a epic YouTuber who speaks english and norwegian that is 69% gigachad and makes weird/funny content.
If you don't like his content SuBsCrIbE, if you like his content SuBsCrIbE.

"Who needs oxygen anyways lol" -Fat Boy Penguin

by Verified_Gigachad April 27, 2022

penguin

1)The creature you can steal from Antartica without authorities noticing.
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds

1) you stole my penguin!!!
2) w00t!!! look at that penguin go!

by n00b February 19, 2004