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crazy pregnant

Someone who has violated the law of coverage not once, but multiple times. The law of coverage states that you should avoid allowing the number of children from outnumbering the number of parents or combined number of parents and those willing to take care of the children full-time.
Kate was crazy pregnant. So was Octamom. As well as Michelle Duggar.
by LingoMasterMike September 27, 2011
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Teenage Pregnancy

When a teenage girl get's pregnant. When It happens, It's very funny. Usually happens in black communities, to mudsharks and to cheerleaders.
Teenage Pregnancy never would happen if bitches didn't get cream pied on their periods.
by LlamaLord1994 March 1, 2011
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3 Second Pregnancy Scare

When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.

He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
by Grinnell April 1, 2008
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pregnant mules

Although, seemingly impossible
There are some pregnant mules out there
Why is that significant?
Well, mules aren't supposed to be able to get pregnant.
It's nature's way of saying "This isn't right, so I'm stopping it."
Well, some way or another, there are pregnant mules, alive and breathing, even as you read this..
Be afraid....
Be VERY afraid
"So guess what I found out."
"What?"
"There's a pregnant mule in Wyoming"
*Dramatic silence*
"Pregnant Mules Will Attack You In Your Sleep, Then Take Over The World!!!!!!"
*Runs away screaming*
by Kadie-Lee May 20, 2008
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pregnancy amnesia

when a woman forgets how miserable it is to be pregnant and willingly agrees to get pregnant for a second (or third +) time. It often occurs in conjunction with or immediately following the contraction of baby fever after her other children have reached toddler age.
Kerrie: Did you hear that Melissa is trying to get pregnant again?

Ashley: Yeah, she must have pregnancy amnesia.
by M in the big D March 12, 2011
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Pregnancy Test

Woman: my pregnancy test came out positive

Man: ive made a mistake
by Cobruh August 10, 2016
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Pregnasty

Being both pregnant and grotesquely unattractive simultaneously.
Did you see that one mustache chick from high school - looking all pregnasty in her facebook pictures... ughh.
by mildlyoffensiveperson October 9, 2010
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