Missed the presentation by Pele

Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?

Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!

by Quincy42 June 30, 2022

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Bowtie Present

A 12 guy train bang in a womans ass. With every man wearing a bow-tie on his penis. The woman unloads the cum from her ass into a glass, then drinks it.

Did you hear what happened to Jill on Friday? She got a Bowtie Present.

by maitaiguy December 12, 2009

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A reference to conservatives or Republicans, which alludes to the 2004 elections, in which 51 percent of the nation elected George Bush. Ironically many of those middle and lower class rural people who voted for him stand to lose money and other benefits as a result of his new Social Security plan.

the 51 percent supports essentially reversing Roe vs. Wade

by dmby.com May 13, 2005

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ten percenter

Someone who owns 10% of an actual fee or salary, like a Hollywood agent.

That actor is doing nicely, I wouldn't mind to be his ten percenter.

by Daanweb May 2, 2010

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PRESENTEEISM

Going to work or school when ill.
Spreading germs through anxiety over missing work or school.

Opposite abscenteeism missing work for any or no reason.

PRESENTEEISM will likely cost US employers 18 Billion yes billion dollars this year through lowered productivty of Presenteeism workers, the spread of germ to other employees regarless of abscenteeism or presenteeism cost significant losses.

by damnriver January 30, 2007

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Present 'em

The respnce to "suck my dick" when used in an insult/derogatory form. Normally shuts the insulter up immediately without a chance for comeback.

"You're a retard. Suck my dick" "Present 'em"

by CowsGoneWild February 20, 2007

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Present perfect

When asked how you are, this response acknowledges you heard them ( are present), & for those of us who appreciate privacy it acknowledges everything is on track (perfect), without sharing specifics.

Tom: So anything new with you?
Joe: present perfect

Person 1: Did you hear my question? I asked, how you doing?
Person 2: present perfect

Person 1: So howthefuck are you? Haven’t seen you forever!

Person #2: present perfect

by Jaded One November 8, 2018

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