sexy postman pat

he is so sexy but Mrs groggins is sexier with her big ass nose

Person: look how sexy pat is, I should call him sexy postman pat!
Mrs. Groggins: not as sexy as me
Person: no
Mrs Groggins:*shakes chunky ass*

by tacobitch67 February 27, 2026

Flag

Get the sexy postman pat mug.

Craig Pitman

Craig pitman is a big boy who is blonde just like his son Luis, he birthed Luis not his wife. he is so cool and i want to be like him when i grow up and have a beautiful haircut just like him.

i love craig pitman he is next to lebron and jesus
amen

stop mom, im trying to watch craig pitman.

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

Flag

Get the Craig Pitman mug.

Do a Polman

To spend all week at work on the hose wetting soil then need time off for being fatigued.

I thought about helping out with some physical work but decided to do a Polman today

by User2116 February 12, 2021

Flag

Get the Do a Polman mug.

Do a Polman

To spend all week at work on the hose wetting soil then need time off for being fatigued.

Hey man, you better not do a Polman today. I need you to help with some physical work for a change.

by User2116Taken February 13, 2021

Flag

Get the Do a Polman mug.

The blind postman

A sexual act usually performed but not limited to a male and female.

Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.

The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.

The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.

As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"

"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?

Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"

"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".

by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021

Flag