Poot

An episode of flatulance that occurs only during defication. The difference between farts and poots are usually the duration and the sound it produces. Farts usually last longer than two seconds. Poots general last only a second, and do not resonate in rapid-fire fashion like farts. Poots are generally the wind that one usually produces when they are straining to push out feces from the rectum.

After a series of poots. Charles was able to push the turd out of his anus.

by Mr. Dwayne May 22, 2005

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pooterbox

a box invented by a group of kids in southern California made for torturing friends. the kids take turns farting in the box. it traps the gas inside and it smells worse and worse with every fart. then they choose a victim who enters his head into the box to see how long he can go without passing out.

Dude, my friend went 5 minutes in the pooterbox last night! Nobody else made it past 2!

by pooterman June 10, 2009

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