porch monkey

Term of endearment used to describe lazy people in general. No racial implications are intended or implied what so ever. We're taking it back.

Stephen is the biggest porch monkey ever. He sits around and plays WOW all day.

by theko July 27, 2006

porch monkey

see also nigger
a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing
typicaly refering to a nigger

"that dude is such a porch monkey"
"i know all he does is sit on the stoop"

by fyrchken April 1, 2007

poophole loophole

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.

Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."

by creaternity April 6, 2006

Nick Porche

Sad excuse for a human being.

Nobody wants to be Nick Porche.

by singingbanana May 2, 2011

Porch Crawl

A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.

Brain: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawl. It's $10 a piece - you in?

Brain: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawl or something?

by Woods 2 February 12, 2009

porching

the act of sitting on a porch and talking, possibly devising the master plan. when all else fails, go porching and soon everyone will be content.

"bro whats going on tonight?"
"no idea, but we're porching now."
"straight. i'll be right there."

by tpow10292 January 2, 2010

Porharse

Is a word with roots in the "spanglish" language. It's english equivalent is perhaps.

Dude 1 "Hey Guy!" "Are you drinking tonight?"

Dude 2 "Yo no sabes, porharse."

by Desefortunadamente March 13, 2011