Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

Porcelain Challenge

A popular challenge on TikTok that involves smashing grandparents china into a fine powder and snorting it. It is definitely real

Girl: have you heard of the #porcelain challenge?

Boy: yeah it’s super dangerous I can’t believe people are actually doing it

by Arealhumanbeing896134 October 2, 2022

white porcelain

da biggest baddest bitch yo mama ever seen. she thicc. she wild. and she thicc.

Guy: Dam white porcelain lookin hella fine
Guy 2: oh baby queen porcé! she fine as China

by blackhole123 January 9, 2018

porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.

"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"

by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021

porcelain baptism

When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.

"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."

by OctopiWallStreet July 30, 2017

porcelain rust

Fecal residue left on the inside of the toilet, either above or under the water, for more than 3 days.

Dude, someone totally butt scuffed the toilet here.

Naw, dude, thats porcelain rust.

by Notorious B I Scuffer February 15, 2010