Posty Hoe

Someone who is obsessed with Post Malone

Damn that girl is a Posty hoe.

by kiana_e October 2, 2019

Pooty tink

When you smell a vagina from a distance you shouldn't.

Wow, her pooty tink.

by Bks sandbar October 26, 2019

poffy

poofy but cuter

that dog looks poffy. i should cuddle it.

by srhh April 8, 2020

postystears

-a very tasteful straight male who is know for spilling

Postystears is the best stan account on Twitter

by tonyyy October 22, 2020

Potty dance

The dance you do when you are desperate to use the toilet to avoid peeing or pooping your pants.

That kid's doing the potty dance!
kid: Mommy I need to go potty!
seconds later, kid pees their pants

by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020

Potyrophobia

The fear of black spots on hot chips.

"Bro its just a chip:"
"I AM NOT EATING THAT FUCKING CHIP, IT HAS BLACK SPOTS ON IT!!"
"You definitely have Potyrophobia"

by Dicluver69 November 6, 2020

potty train

When you teach your children to use the toilet instead of a diaper or pull-up. It's so they don't piss and shit on the floor all day long when they're grown. Most people were trained regardless if they have an actual toilet or not.

Mom: "I'm potty training little Suzie."

Bro: "Well you're bad at it. She pissed on the floor, again."

by Lavenders_Llama March 23, 2021