Smack a poke

When you are referring to smoking a pack of cigarettes but you accidentally switch the second letters in each word. But you like the mistake so much you decide to joke about it and from then on refer to smoking as "smacking a poke" if needing to be covert around people who may not like your smoking activity.

Person 1: "You wanna go smack a poke?"
Person 2: "Yeah that sounds good."
Person 1: "Ok sweet I'll see you in a few."
Person 3: "What are you two talking about???"

by The Arrogant Bastards May 11, 2010

dawn from pokemon

dawn,a very well known blue head from the contagios obsession:pokemon
also:a veryyyy cute-i gal

she is such a cute-i!
just like Dawn from pokemon!

by pearl GAL August 22, 2011

The Furlong poke

The act of poking someone on Facebook to get them to add you.

Person-1: Poke
...wait
Person 2 : Pokes back
Person 1 :Adds
Person 2 : Accepts

Friend 1- Hey man, did you give her The Furlong Poke?
Friend 2- Yeah dude I Furbie poked the shit out of her

Verb-To give them the Furbie

by BrumBrum October 19, 2012

Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome

The glitch that occurs, in Pokemon GO, when the game freezes whilst catching a Pokemon, leaving the Pokemon inside the pokeball both caught and not caught simultaneously.

The term was coined during a conversation between two gentleman in Suffolk England, on the 7th of July 2016.

"really? I got Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome, while catching a Snorlax!"

by Dunva July 21, 2016

Pokimiele

Pokimiele is an upcoming streamer/influencer on all social media platforms! Is the kindest of all streamers and one of the best influencers out there! His famous saying "Stay positive!" helped many people get through tough and challenging events! He also would love to meet Pokimane and would love to create a new stream team called "Poki Squad"!

Pokimiele is so nice!
Why are you so nice like Pokimiele?

by pokimiele October 1, 2020

Pokemon Go

An app where you can catch pokemon in your neighbors backyard, lure kids with a lure module into your van, or get lost in the woods. The game play is primarily 10% "catch em' all" and 90% "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."

(Pokemon Go in a nutshell)
Player: "WOW, there's a crowbat in my backyard and I'm going to catch it!
Player attempts to catch it
Battle is interupted
Screen says, "Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later."
Player: KMS

by Fuzzu Sonicu July 11, 2016

Pokemon Whore

The word Pokemon Whore is used to describe someone who lurks around games arcades, play grounds, skate parks, schools etc.. offering sex to males of any age in the hope of gaining a new and rare pokemon card.

Eg 1:
"That chick is such a pokemon whore.."

Eg 2:
"I totally got layed by this pokemon whore, stupid fuck face didn't realise the cards i gave her were fake"

by tails_99 July 16, 2009