drunken pirate

when receiving a blow job right before climax you pull out squirt in her eye and then kick her in the shin; then the victim looks like a drunken pirate arrrrrr!!!

man last night i made this chick do a drunken pirate. it was funny as hell

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

protenous

adj- (pronounced pro-tenis) rich in protein

I had a very protenous dinner consisting of: grilled chicken, cottage cheese and edamame.

by Alexandra Thomas February 1, 2006

Pirates and Ninjas

Used to express the complexity and badassness. When something involves Pirates and Ninjas it's often too badass for the normal brain to comprehend. Therefore we must either dumb it down or flick off the person who doesn't comprehend the ghettoness of a pirate and ninja expression.

Student 1: Our teachers such a fucking twat why can't we add an explosion to our spanish project?
Student 2: Guess she's anti pirates and ninjas...

Badass 1: I hooked up with like seven fucking girls...
Badass 2: Pirates and Ninjas!
Dumbass 1: Science is fun!
*Beat up noises

by bedroomhijinks April 28, 2009

gaffle pirately

v. to steal something or rip someone off as if you were a pirate.

my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.

i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.

i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.

im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.

by Amy Christ December 20, 2007

Pretty Little Pony Protection

A fake computer program that is supposed to get rid of viruses on your laptop, but it actually a virus. Created by Jared of Friday Night Cranks

"Pretty Little Pony Protection! It's so fun to say!" says gay Brenden.

by Desirebros June 14, 2010

brotherhood of the hooded pirates

the fraternity of men who are uncircumcised

I slept with Joey last night and man, he is a member of the brotherhood of the hooded pirates

by arcticpirate March 31, 2013

Sarcasm Pirate

An emoticon or "smily" which is used on a message board to show others that your post was sarcastic. Also referred to as jimlad. Popularized by SeattleClone, a member Cyclone Fanatic (a well-known message board for fans of Iowa State University).

Picture shown here-
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/images/smilies/wacky/jimlad.gif

Poster 1: I hope Harrison Barnes doesn't come here!

Poster 2: I hope you meant to put a sarcasm pirate on that because if you didn't, you are an idiot!

by Jimlad the Pirate February 13, 2009