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picking a wedgie

The act of pulling your underwear back into a comfortable position after a wedgie. The wedgie is usually a natural occurrence that happens to both men and women rather than from a bully. Such act is socially unacceptable and should be done in private (like in a bathroom) unless you're good at hiding it.
Joe: Hey dude don't you just hate it when your underwear makes your crotch uncomfortable?

Bob: Yeah. Picking a wedgie in public can be very hard.
by Weedblack May 14, 2016
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picking up change

when someone is 'hardcore dancing', between all the windmills and spin kicks, another move is usually done which involves touching the ground with each hand in an alternating pattern. similar to the 'floor punch'. if you were to go to a Terror or a Norma Jean gig, you would see many 'scene kids' doing this.
at a hardcore gig.....
random hardcore kid #1: look at all those kids picking up change.
random hardcore kid #2: yeah, losers. lets stand here with our arms crossed and nod our heads some more, 'cos we're hardcore.
by random hardcore kid #3 January 26, 2008
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Picking his nose

Johnny was horny, so he "picked his nose"
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Jeofrey was "picking his nose" when his mom walked in
by Steelshadowz June 28, 2018
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pilkington

A Pilkington moment is to say something extremely stupid. Carl Pilkington is Ricky Gervais' friend and works alongside Ricky and Steve Merchant (The Office co-producer) on their world record winning podcasts. He has a head shaped like an orange and endures comedic bullying from Ricky and Steve.
"Why buy Africans a goat for Christmas? It's just another mouth to feed and the goat won't like being in Africa anyway" Carl Pilkington
by Kizzi May 23, 2006
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Stinkie Pinkie

When you are finger banging the old lady and you sneak your pinkie finger tween her ass cheeks and tickle in and/or around her fart box. Usually performed along with oral sex but not always.
I gave the old lady the stinkie pinkie last night. She was flopping around squealing like a pig.
by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018
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picking cherries

hey where's tom?
dude he's out picking cherries
by nigguh713 July 2, 2009
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picking up cigarette butts

An activity homeless people are usually seen doing in carparks or in town as a source of tobacco.
I was in town and observed a person of no fixed address picking up cigarette butts, they then broke these up, discarded the filter and paper, then placed the tobacco in a tobacco bag. I later saw this person rolling up cigarettes from this source of scavenged tobacco.
by J-Jim August 12, 2019
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