My Piece of Lasagna

A phrase used in a small regional cluster in the northeast US. It means to ensure that your own needs are met without regard to what others may want or need. Can be used in the first person, second person, or third person, such as “my piece of lasagna, your piece of lasagna, or his/her piece of lasagna.”

“My piece of Lasagna” - Everybody at the ballgame wanted a beer, but Jenny just got up and went to the concession stand and came back with only one. When her thirsty friends protested bitterly, she responded - “I don’t care if you all are hot and thirsty. I got MY piece of lasagna!”

My Piece of Lasagna by NYCRocks June 9, 2019

Set Piece Orgy 

A soccer match in which either or both clubs score multiple goals off of penalties, corner kicks, free kicks, etc. These type of matches tend to be high-scoring affairs. This term was coined by Alexi Lalas during an April 5th, 2015 meeting between Major League Soccer's Sporting Kansas City and the Philadelphia Union broadcast on Fox Sports 1.

It seemed like every other free kick was a shot on goal. Philly scored twice in the first 20 minutes off corners. What a set piece orgy

Set Piece Orgy by resurrecthobbes April 5, 2015

piece of shit dad 

A man that fathers a child but refuses to help raise the child. One who does not pay child support or put his child first. Also known for not spending time with the child but complains to everyone the mother will not allow it. One who trades quality time with his children for a homewrecking whore.

Paul is a piece of shit dad.

piece of shit dad by Alwayskidsfirst June 23, 2016

2 Piece 

To punch someone 2 times anywhere on their body.

Keep talking shit to me, I'm gonna give u a 2 piece

2 Piece by Tara I July 5, 2017

Rest in Pieces 

A saying used when someone you hate dies. Opposite of "Rest in Peace", where you would rather think of this person rotting/decaying into pieces than resting in peace.

I'm glad that bastard finally keeled over. May he Rest in Pieces.

Rest in Pieces by jay stylez December 3, 2013

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT

NO YOU GOD DAMN LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO. THAT'S FUCKIN UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO. IF YOU EVER TOUCH THAT KID AGAIN, IM GONNA PULL OUT A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN, AND BLOW OUT YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU LIL WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP

no you god damned little piece of punk ass shit. no. No.

NO YOU GOD DAMNED LITTLE PIECE OF PUNK ASS SHIT by Abraham's Adversary May 29, 2017

Jean Pierre Polnareff 

The epitome of French anime characters. Polnareff is a character from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. His stand is called Silver Chariot and his hair deserves to be the next French tourist attraction.

Friend 1: Name 1 French anime character. This is impossible.
Friend 2: JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF.

Jean Pierre Polnareff by iainteverseen2prettybestfriend November 14, 2020